I made a new friend in the market when Mr. Bear stole Mistress's charge card to go buy dirty magazines. His name is Kay. He hangs out with Miss Aolani a lot.

We talked about sharing. Kay said sharing brings people closer. Mr. Bear doesn't like to share at all. He says that the only way he wants to bring people closer is through experimental plastic surgery. Mr. Bear wants to make artificial Siamese twins using hobos. Kay didn't know what a hobo was, but he understood that experimental surgery hurts. Funny huh? Mr. Bear got in trouble when we got home because he wouldn't share the dirty magazines with Mistress.