Last night Mr. Bear and I went to the tea shop because we promised to have pudding with the Hat Man. Turns out his name is Habib. He's pretty cool and like my fifth best friend.

Mistress came just after Habib left. She was snacking on a farmer. She introduced me to two new friends, Aukai and Aolani. They were snogging with Miss Ninnyhead.

Is it really lemming season already? I was walking along the beach under the cliffs today and a bunch on lemmings landed on my head!

When I looked up there was a little bitty dragon up there with the other lemmings. I'm not sure if he was chasing them or leading them. Either way people should watch their baby dragons better. Lemmings are getting hurt because of them!

I went to the magic island to find an exorcist to deal with the driver of the # 5 bus. The Hat Man said I might find one there. I didn't find one but I got to participate in a really fun tournament. I got creamed like corn in the first round.

First I tried a magic wand but it sucked. Nothing happened when I used it it just went Pthhbbt! I got mad and stomped on it. I made a new friend though. He's a magical teddy bear. He can roar and bite people and shoot ice lazers from his eyes. He needs glasses though because he's a little nearsighted.

I got a letter from a friend today. It was a very important letter and here is what it said.

Please post this if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by demon bunnies. My wish for 2010 is that people will understand that being eaten by demon bunnies is not something to be ashamed of. Demon Bunnies hunt in well organized packs and are nearly unstoppable. They are truly ......terrifying. 93% won't copy and paste this... They have been eaten by Demon Bunnies.

Obviously demon bunnies are quite a problem. I think they are cute though. Maybe Mistress will let me raise them.

(OOC Note: Thank you M for the demon bunny note.)

Mistress said that the blood of elves is especially tasty. It's Ef'vescent. That means bubbly. Like ginger ale.

At Christmas Mistress and I went to the mall. The elves with Mr. Santa were all drinking eggnog. Mistress snacked on a few and she got drunk too!

Mr. Mask works at something called the Duel Of Magic. People fling magic spells at each other. They have a rack of magical items for people who don't know magic.

I want to play with those items. Mr. Mask didn't know if any of them could blow up a bus. I really want to blow up the 5th St. bus. The driver is a demon who wanted to steal my soul and use my corpse to mother his undead army!

Miss Ninnyhead who doesn't know how to pick decent prey stabbed Mr. Mask in the chest the other day.

Mr. Mask, who has blood that may or may not burn Mistress to a crisp, turns out to be pretty nice. I got to play nurse and bandage him up. I even shared my juice from the Bloody Cross nuns. I hope Mistress gives me permission to play with Mr. Mask more. I really like him.